The tale of 4 fish

THE TALE OF 4 FISH

THE NICE NICE NICE TALE OF FOUR FISH. FOUR FISH. ONE RED ONE GREEN ONE BLUE ONE RED-BLUE. IT'S TRUE.

the red fish likes the blue fish. the blue likes the red-blue. I put them together. the blue turned red in the fins and the red-blue turned more blue in the tail. when I put then blue with the red, it got happy and turned a bit blue and more reddish. but when the blue shunned it, it turned pale. instantly. I could see all the bones and things. disgusting. whitish. but when I left it, with the green fish, it got red again. not it's still blue at the end of the tail. the red-blue turned more blue and the blue turned more red.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

FISH ARE WEIRD...

idiot bday prezzies

wa kao.

Today I went get present for Geraldine Le Wong. First I went to shops in ws. I ask them"erm, hi. do you sell things about vampires or star wars or something sadistic?"

* weird stares *

I decided to go to T1 since I had tuition there later. so off I went.
I went to all the fun stores, like the joke shops and stuff. and repeated the same old crap."erm, hi. do you sell things about vampires or star wars or something sadistic?"

* weird stars *

OHMYSHYTTT, GRANDDAD. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO LIKE SUCH CRAZY THINGS? I WAS MISHITTING HELL EMBARRASSED. THEY WERE GIVING ME WEIRD STARES

holiday is shit

"AHEM PEOPLE!!!! THE HOLIDAY IS HERE!!!"
"AHEM PEOPLE!!! 10 PIECES OF HCL WORK!!!"
"AHEM PEOPLE!!! GO DO YOU MENSURATION WORKSHEETS!!!"
"AHEM PEOPLE!!! GO AND DO YOUR GEOG!!! WHAT YOU WAITING FOR ARH?"
"AHEM PEOPLE??? WANT YOU MALAY RESULTS???"
"RMB TO COME FOR TRAINING HOR!!! IMPORTANT LEHS"
"COME SCH GIVE WHATEVER YOU OWE..."



DO YOU THINK HOLIDAYS ARE EASY???

Freaking idiots. Sit in air-com room all day then give us a whole load of homework. You think we a lot of time mehs??? "for your EOY"
WOWOW
EOY. yes. Holidays. no. you go home qiao jiao , we in room slogging our guts out.

I hate 101 ways to annoy zhiyan

starting from 50+, everything is just trash. dun even look at it. bunch of corrupted fellas...

another quiz!!! YAY

this is one nice little quiz.

1.ME
2.MeiXuan the JERK
3.WanRong the self-obsessed
4.Geraldine
5.Yingying
6.XM
7.Karen
8.Sijia
9Jiayi
10.Nick Potts
11.Vivian
12.Sab
13.Amira
14.Siti
15.QXY
16.JingKai
17.Lydia
18.Eliza
19.Jaeden
20.Andrew

How did you know no.15?(QXY)
idiot... school. DUH


Do you love no.5?(YY)
DUH.(I'm as straight as can be)


What if 1 goes with 20?(ME and Andrew)
NO WAY!!! You expect me to go out with Mr Bald? I'm utterly insulted


Do you bathe with no.13?(Amira)
You wish. The answer is no. Never. Ever.

Do you slap no.15's butt?(QXY)
Whaddaya expect? It's obviously no!!! You keep asking wrong questions!!!


If no.9 proposes to you, what will you do?(Jiayi)
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


If 10 left you out and went with 17, what would you do?(Nick Potts and Lydia)
I'd call Lydia's MAMA and Nick Potts would be out of his job cos he's a teacher!!! hahaha


Would you die for 14?(Siti)
I hope she isn't dangerous. By the way, no


Do you think 12 is hot?(Sab)
More on the cute side, I think


Do you think 2's going after 18?(JERK and Eliza)
WOWOW.One's 7+ and the other's 21??? They're both girls. This is lesbianism. Strictly prohibited from ZHiYan's line of vision. STRICTLY PROHIBITED.


What do you think of 7?(Karen)
SHe's funny, cool, weird and AN ARSE.


Did you have a crush on 3 before?(self-obsessed person)
HELLO>>> She's my cousin, okay??? Female. Whaddaya think? Am I a lesbian?


If 4 likes 9 and 9 likes you, what will you do?(Geraldine Wong and Jiayi)
Oh, I'm sure it's in a RIGHT way. SO I'll go tell Bryan to take her out for dinner before she goes lesbian-ic.


What will you do if 8 is suffering form cancer?(Sijia)
I'll be sad, and then I'll contribute $1 000 000 and buy her whatever chocolates and cameras and manga she wants. Not very possible... Bt she isn't having cancer anyway. SO I guess I do not have to stash my cash. :P


If 11 buys 6 a bra as a birthday present, what do you think the colour will be?
EEEUUUUCCKKK!!!! Who's the freaking idiot who thought this question up? Anw, I DON'T KNOW!!!

personality quizzes are just plain shit

just realized long long time never post. wow , broke a record. from 6 Aug to 28 Aug. 22 days never post. Always come in but too lazy to post. anw, just to show you, online personality quizzes are completely insane. here goes. ( copied and pasted)


Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge... EXTREMELY impatient. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic, carefree, crazy, fun. Wacky, creative, fun and lovesick (there is no freaking damned person.)helpful. Naughty. Healthy. (What the hell?!!! I KNOW I am healthy!!!)

WOW. I am EGOISTICAL!!! That's a complete lie!!! 100% of a lie! Never believe whatever you read on personality tests!

"lovesick". who the freaking damned hell is lovesick? OOOHHH, I remember. I answered this question according to what Geraldine Wong was thinking. Mr Wong, aren't you glad?

assertive. what does that mean?

ohh, WOW!!!! I am healthy!!! I do not need you to tell me that I AM FINE!!! wth...




6his just goes to show you that personality tests are complete crap. I don't understand how the hell I got persuaded into doing the test...

quizzes

SIX NAMES I GO BY

1. Jin ZhiYan
2. Jin YuanZhe
3. Bubble tea freak
4. UP
5. Rupert Grint sucks
6. Get lost right now!!!

3 JOBS I HAVE HAD IN MY LIFE

1. BRILLIANT STUDENT
2. TERRIFIC FRIEND
3. BOASTER

3 PLACES I HAVE LIVED

1. School field
2. Pasir Ris ..... (dun wan tell)
3. somewhere in Paya Lebar

3 TV shows I watch
1. 唐新风暴
2. 女王本色 Paris and Milan
3. 爱也好，恨也好

3 of my favourite foods

1. Dark chocolate
2. hotdogs
3. cheese

THINGS I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO

1. end of the world
2. killing *somebody*
3. getting rid of Beijing Opera

3 pets you have owned

1. fish
2. more fish
3. a little turtle

5 favourite sports to watch

1. Table Tennis
2. Badminton
3. Basketball
4. Netball
5. volleyball- though it's unfun

3 friends who will reply

1. none
2. none
3. none