Wednesday, September 23, 2009

The tale of 4 fish

THE TALE OF 4 FISH

THE NICE NICE NICE TALE OF FOUR FISH. FOUR FISH. ONE RED ONE GREEN ONE BLUE ONE RED-BLUE. IT'S TRUE.

the red fish likes the blue fish. the blue likes the red-blue. I put them together. the blue turned red in the fins and the red-blue turned more blue in the tail. when I put then blue with the red, it got happy and turned a bit blue and more reddish. but when the blue shunned it, it turned pale. instantly. I could see all the bones and things. disgusting. whitish. but when I left it, with the green fish, it got red again. not it's still blue at the end of the tail. the red-blue turned more blue and the blue turned more red.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

FISH ARE WEIRD...

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

idiot bday prezzies

wa kao.

Today I went get present for Geraldine Le Wong. First I went to shops in ws. I ask them"erm, hi. do you sell things about vampires or star wars or something sadistic?"

* weird stares *

I decided to go to T1 since I had tuition there later. so off I went.
I went to all the fun stores, like the joke shops and stuff. and repeated the same old crap."erm, hi. do you sell things about vampires or star wars or something sadistic?"

* weird stars *

OHMYSHYTTT, GRANDDAD. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO LIKE SUCH CRAZY THINGS? I WAS MISHITTING HELL EMBARRASSED. THEY WERE GIVING ME WEIRD STARES

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

holiday is shit

"AHEM PEOPLE!!!! THE HOLIDAY IS HERE!!!"
"AHEM PEOPLE!!! 10 PIECES OF HCL WORK!!!"
"AHEM PEOPLE!!! GO DO YOU MENSURATION WORKSHEETS!!!"
"AHEM PEOPLE!!! GO AND DO YOUR GEOG!!! WHAT YOU WAITING FOR ARH?"
"AHEM PEOPLE??? WANT YOU MALAY RESULTS???"
"RMB TO COME FOR TRAINING HOR!!! IMPORTANT LEHS"
"COME SCH GIVE WHATEVER YOU OWE..."



DO YOU THINK HOLIDAYS ARE EASY???

Freaking idiots. Sit in air-com room all day then give us a whole load of homework. You think we a lot of time mehs??? "for your EOY"
WOWOW
EOY. yes. Holidays. no. you go home qiao jiao , we in room slogging our guts out.

I hate 101 ways to annoy zhiyan

starting from 50+, everything is just trash. dun even look at it. bunch of corrupted fellas...

Monday, August 31, 2009

another quiz!!! YAY

this is one nice little quiz.

1.ME
2.MeiXuan the JERK
3.WanRong the self-obsessed
4.Geraldine
5.Yingying
6.XM
7.Karen
8.Sijia
9Jiayi
10.Nick Potts
11.Vivian
12.Sab
13.Amira
14.Siti
15.QXY
16.JingKai
17.Lydia
18.Eliza
19.Jaeden
20.Andrew

How did you know no.15?(QXY)
idiot... school. DUH


Do you love no.5?(YY)
DUH.(I'm as straight as can be)


What if 1 goes with 20?(ME and Andrew)
NO WAY!!! You expect me to go out with Mr Bald? I'm utterly insulted


Do you bathe with no.13?(Amira)
You wish. The answer is no. Never. Ever.

Do you slap no.15's butt?(QXY)
Whaddaya expect? It's obviously no!!! You keep asking wrong questions!!!


If no.9 proposes to you, what will you do?(Jiayi)
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


If 10 left you out and went with 17, what would you do?(Nick Potts and Lydia)
I'd call Lydia's MAMA and Nick Potts would be out of his job cos he's a teacher!!! hahaha


Would you die for 14?(Siti)
I hope she isn't dangerous. By the way, no


Do you think 12 is hot?(Sab)
More on the cute side, I think


Do you think 2's going after 18?(JERK and Eliza)
WOWOW.One's 7+ and the other's 21??? They're both girls. This is lesbianism. Strictly prohibited from ZHiYan's line of vision. STRICTLY PROHIBITED.


What do you think of 7?(Karen)
SHe's funny, cool, weird and AN ARSE.


Did you have a crush on 3 before?(self-obsessed person)
HELLO>>> She's my cousin, okay??? Female. Whaddaya think? Am I a lesbian?


If 4 likes 9 and 9 likes you, what will you do?(Geraldine Wong and Jiayi)
Oh, I'm sure it's in a RIGHT way. SO I'll go tell Bryan to take her out for dinner before she goes lesbian-ic.


What will you do if 8 is suffering form cancer?(Sijia)
I'll be sad, and then I'll contribute $1 000 000 and buy her whatever chocolates and cameras and manga she wants. Not very possible... Bt she isn't having cancer anyway. SO I guess I do not have to stash my cash. :P


If 11 buys 6 a bra as a birthday present, what do you think the colour will be?
EEEUUUUCCKKK!!!! Who's the freaking idiot who thought this question up? Anw, I DON'T KNOW!!!

Friday, August 28, 2009

personality quizzes are just plain shit

just realized long long time never post. wow , broke a record. from 6 Aug to 28 Aug. 22 days never post. Always come in but too lazy to post. anw, just to show you, online personality quizzes are completely insane. here goes. ( copied and pasted)


Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge... EXTREMELY impatient. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic, carefree, crazy, fun. Wacky, creative, fun and lovesick (there is no freaking damned person.)helpful. Naughty. Healthy. (What the hell?!!! I KNOW I am healthy!!!)

WOW. I am EGOISTICAL!!! That's a complete lie!!! 100% of a lie! Never believe whatever you read on personality tests!

"lovesick". who the freaking damned hell is lovesick? OOOHHH, I remember. I answered this question according to what Geraldine Wong was thinking. Mr Wong, aren't you glad?

assertive. what does that mean?

ohh, WOW!!!! I am healthy!!! I do not need you to tell me that I AM FINE!!! wth...




6his just goes to show you that personality tests are complete crap. I don't understand how the hell I got persuaded into doing the test...

Thursday, August 6, 2009

quizzes

SIX NAMES I GO BY

1. Jin ZhiYan
2. Jin YuanZhe
3. Bubble tea freak
4. UP
5. Rupert Grint sucks
6. Get lost right now!!!

3 JOBS I HAVE HAD IN MY LIFE

1. BRILLIANT STUDENT
2. TERRIFIC FRIEND
3. BOASTER

3 PLACES I HAVE LIVED

1. School field
2. Pasir Ris ..... (dun wan tell)
3. somewhere in Paya Lebar

3 TV shows I watch
1. 唐新风暴
2. 女王本色 Paris and Milan
3. 爱也好,恨也好

3 of my favourite foods

1. Dark chocolate
2. hotdogs
3. cheese

THINGS I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO

1. end of the world
2. killing *somebody*
3. getting rid of Beijing Opera

3 pets you have owned

1. fish
2. more fish
3. a little turtle

5 favourite sports to watch

1. Table Tennis
2. Badminton
3. Basketball
4. Netball
5. volleyball- though it's unfun

3 friends who will reply

1. none
2. none
3. none

Sunday, July 26, 2009

the thing that drives sijia mad

this morning, geraldine was saying her bro likes sijia. sijia went mad. chased her around the class. then she still kept sputtering. maybe cos her bro was sitting with sijia during hbp, or maybe she just spreading shit? who knows... eh, i think u better stop, if not 1 day sijia bring chopper then cut ur head off.

Computing

computing sucks, man. or is this just me?

i keep typing wrongly them ask mr lum 3 times alrdy. damned sian. ten not nice at all lor.

when the hell does computing end?

but it's fun anw.

let me see, 1045 to ... 1215?!

wth...

then still need stay back do work. my house broadband fail. wednesday then repair. god damn u. oi, i very frustrated, ok?!

Saturday, July 11, 2009

quiz from joanelle's blog

1.ever talked to someone that was high?
there are tall people in class...

2.does it snow where you live?
no, duh. this is Singapore, Singapore!!! do u even know?

3.do you like your name?
no. if i had my choice, my name would be back to - ppl from epps, yk...

4.what were you doing at 10 pm last night?
disturbing/ irritating my mummy and sis.

5. what were you like when you were a kid?
juvenile. kids ARE juvenile...

6.ever kissed someone in a closet?
no way.

7.who is the last person who called you babe?
you speak like Geraldine...

8.last person who drove you somewhere, other than your parents?
the idiotic bus driver who parked at the roadside, waiting for more people to get to the bus stop. go jump

9.do you live alone?
-_-

10.could you forgive a cheater?
are you planning to cheat me, and that's the reason you are asking me this question?

11. do you have a friend of the opposite sex whom you could talk to?
somewhat. now don't go poking your nose into my matters

12.describe the last time you were injured?
i got a muscle strain.

13.out of all of your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?
you.

14.look 2o degrees to your left. what do you see?
the wall?!

15.what's your favourite fruit?
strawberry.

16.do you like taking the mrt?
it depends.

17.how many ear piercings do you have?
none. who in their right mind wants a hole in her ear?!

18.what colour are your bedsheets?
*let me check*

19.what time did you go to bed yesterday?
11 plus

20.what language speak at home?
*I'm mute*

21.favourite ice cream?
lemonade sorbet from ben and jerry's

22.seven things you will find in your rom.
a.bed
b.me
c.wardrobe
d.spectacle case
e.the curtains
f.my nice chow-chow
g.my lights

23.seven relationship questions
a. do you like anyone?
no

b.does someone like you?
no

c.last kiss?
no way.

d.been led on?
u think I'm crazy?!

e.been cheated on?
are you sick?!

f.want a relationship?
i think u need one

g.want to get married?
*considering whether or not to trod your toe*

24.seven things you can't live without
a.myself
b.irritating my sis
c.irritating my mummy
d.my chow-chow- i know this sound childish. now stop laughing. seriously
e.pb and j- i hope you have enough common sense to see that it is peanut butter and jam
f.my laptop
g.my songs

25.is there a person who can make you feel better no matter what?
yeah. but this person can make me sad anytime he/she wants to. and he/she is not a bf. seriously

26.what are you craving for right now?
nothing at the moment

27.do you wear glasses?
try seeing with a 600 degree

28.do you text a lot?
don't you?

29.have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
hat are toilets for?!

30.who is your best girlfriend(s)?
why do you want to know anyway?

bryan, swissotel?

hehe, heard somebody went to swissotel with Bryan? i heard it was geraldine. but she doesn't answer. eh, geraldine, if u went with him then just say so. if not then just say no. XD. lol.

Friday, July 10, 2009

dammit shit

yesterday, i was going home with Geraldine. what shit. pure torture. tell u ppl, get some immunity injection for Geraldine. if not u r going to go crazy cos of her.

in class dunno what the hell is wrong with lixin. must call me every lesson. not like i never do work or anything. ok, my handwriting is eewwww, but that's the punishment for making her squint her eyes?cruel teachers suck. then she dammit funny. she so stern at the wrong moments, then laugh at the incorrect timing. what shit lar...

u know the la lesson comes, then ms chan always like begging us to answer her q.? i dammit unlucky. she asked who thought writing their answers on the board was better, i raised my hands. then she say, what, cos i raised my hand i can go write on the board?! unlucky. being participative in her class, then doomed. but ppl, learn from me,OK??? no, duh... jk...

the maths lesson, i find mr lim weird weird......


u know, i was going back with geraldine, then we went spc so that can buy green tea and hershey's cookies and chocolate. geraldine got white choc. white chocs suck. then we went to the bus sop and ask xm to help her open. xm was getting on the bus, so didn't. geraldine ask me. she just couldn't do it. so i asked her say pretty pretty please. she said it, but added vulger behind. then we crossed the overhead bridge, went to the other bus stop.the bus came. we got on. Geraldine just guang tian hua ri zhi xia eat her choc on the bus. then drink.then she kept bombing me with q about you-know-who. i ask her Bryan. she said she'd rather be a lesbian than be with Bryan. Karen, how did u get this kind of a dad?

she took 12 all the way to Pasir Ris with me. we go library collect , bks then go mac eat. she stole y fries.'m so kind ppl who eat with me always eat my fries. then i take a long time o eat. cos she was shoooting her mouth of about those hings with u know who and then she talk about those vulgar things and disgusting things. i couldn't eat. almost puked. i wonder where she gets her dirty talks from. wth... so i took a long time with my coke.

then she followed me to watsons. supposed to buy packet tissue. then after a long long time, i decided to go guardian. u should have seen the look on her face!!!


lol. dun eat with her

geraldine sucks

geraldine this girl is crazy. she was fabricating lies again. never trust her. she's only a two year old. imagine when she's 13.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

quiz. thanks geraldine.

who was the last person u had a conversation with?
my maid. I was asking if we still had any snacks.



do u own a pair of converse?
no. i got a pair of pants. what's a converse?






could u live without a com?
no, I need it for school work. if not, ms poh will flip again



are u cocky?
wth?! u think i'm a cockerel?




do u eat oreo?
yeah. who doesn't? twist, lick, dunk. the best way of all.



do u wear ur shoes in ur house?
yeah. nobody cares.




do u sleep 8 hours a day?
if there were no teachers in thw world, yes. but now, with ms poh, lixin, and blahblahblah, so uch work, still got tuition- 1 opnly, alrdy killing me, u think i can? now i sleep only 6 to 7 h, then tuesday got 5 only.





how many phones are there in this house?
why should i tell u? u wanna steal 1?





do u watch grey's anatomy?
what's that?!




what brand are ur shorts right now?
they're dunman high school pe shorts, duh... u want nanyang girls???






do u know any1 with the same name as u?
duh. lots. go ur dhs mail and type in y name. name, not surname. u see how mNY PPL SAME NAME AS ME



how do most ppl spell ur name?
T-H-E G-E-N-I-U-S W-H-O-'-S G-R-O-W-T-H- W-A-S S-T-U-N-T-E-D B-Y G-E-R-A-L-D-I-N-E





last time u saw ur best friend?
i dun have 1.




last time u saw ur boyfriend?
i dun have 1 !!!!




do u have a dishwasher?
the dishwasher is a human




what's the last thing u bought?
2 chocolate rice donuts. seriously. u wann me take a photo for u???




what brand is ur digia camera?
no brand.it's a fake.




who or what sleeps with u?
my beloved bolster.....






do u watch movies with ur parents?
when parents reach a certain ag, they do not watch movies with their children anymore.






where do u work?
i dun work. i slog my heart out. as a punishment for what u said, i'm not answering this q.






if all ur friends were going on a rosd trip, who would most likely overpack?
sherah or jiemin.




do u return ur cart?
i know what a car is, but a cart?




do u wear a boyfiend's clothes?
boyfriend, not boyfiend





what are ur future goals?
grow taller than yy and stunt geraldine's growth




do u like funny or scary movies better?
whaddaya thunk?




hugs or kisses?
whould u like me to trod on ur toe? yes. trod.
no. trod even harder.




would u rather be rich or famous?
both, u moron.....






last film u watched at the cinema?
ghosts of girlfriends past







do u have pets?
no
i got a sensitive nose. nothing furry. nothing else




do ur jeans have rips, holes or cut in them?
no. my daddy say it's sloppy




ever been on ur sch track team?
no. track's so uninteresting

this thing on youtube

hey ppl. yeaterday I was at my tuition. British Council. U know, my teacher, MR NICK POTTS, shpwed us this really vulger youtube video. about the stupid CRAP between darthvader and a stupid canteen worker who's so dumb and lame. it's called Eddie Izzard - death star canteen. dammit funny. and got a lot of F*** which geraldine loves. very much. so i thiunk geraldine will flip after watching it, got darthvader and f****, which she loves the most. more sp than green tea, I presume.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

dammit! post never come out

dammit lar... I was writing the posts yesterday, then i click the publish post. then u know, got this error. i go back previous page, then the whole post gone!!! walau eh... i spent 30 mins on it...

Friday, July 3, 2009

pick 8 friends u feel comfy around

1. JieMin
2.Geraldine
3.Hnin
4.Karen
5.Sijia
6.XiaoMin
7.me
8.Berrnise


if the 8 of u were stuck in a house with 4 rooms, who would be in which room?

1.Hnin and Lynnett.(they would not talk and just listen to their earphones the whole day)
2.karen and sijia(we'd hear laughter from their room all the time)
3.geraldine and I(we'd play k=jokes on each other and pranks on the others)
4.Xiaomin and berrnise(hey're the only 1's laft so they';; just have t make do with each other. too bad berrnise is not yeehan)



if there were somebody singing early in the morning, who would it be?

jiemin. don't judge a book by its cover. simipiarly, dun judge jiemin by her behaviour in class. she might just be a pyscho.




if there were candy in the house and u wanted it, and everybody else had it, who would u take it from?

geraldine. the chances are, i'll lose. but it's always fun to provoke geraldine.




if 2 people were caught making out in a closet, who would it be?

if i were logical, it'd be xm and yh. if i think a bit further, it'd be bryan and geraldine. bryan couldn't stand not seeing geraldine, so he sneaked over, and well, u know the rest.



if someone were to watch u brush ur teeth,who would it be?

surely berrnise. i would love to hear her scream when i squirt toothpaste on her pajamas.



there were 2 bags of chips in the ouse. 20 mins later, they're gone. who do u think ate them?
*looks at geraldine with her evil smile and every1 proceeds to bash her up*



who would hate being in the house the most?
jiemin, probably. she might just be a hyperactive kid who saves her energy for play.


somebody took a pair of spanking new socks. who would it be?
karen. she's sooo gonna stuff sijia's money in them and wear them to school. when she gives it back at night, sijia would be thoroughly disgusted and just give them to her. damn lucky u, karen.


someone swept the rubbish under the rug, who was it?
sijia. she wanted to watch d.gray man, so instead of sweeping upp her rubbish, she just kicked them under her bed, waiting for karen to do the job.


if there were arguments in the house, who would be the 1's arguing?
me and geraldine/karen.. they stunted my growth.
oh, and jimin.she's forever making fun of my height problem. it's just 1.5cm, for god's sake! but the moral of the story is, i'm still shorter than her. never mind. some day i'll grow taller than yao ming and shoot hrough the roof. yingying, dun grow anymore! u know i feel short?!


who would be the 1's missing their bf/gf in the house?
geraldine. xm. hnin



u walk down the stairs at night and u see someone dancing on the table. who would it be?
hnin. dun get fooled by her behaviour. she actually escaped from the IMH...



a pillow fight brok out. who started it?
geraldine and i. we went it and bashed karen and sijia up.



who would be watching a marathon of my favourite show with me?
every single person. i'd go and call their boyfriends and say they were cheatping on them if they didn't.




someone built a fort in the laundry room, who was it?
berrnise. she was too bored not talking and escaping from the ever so talkative zhiyan and geraldine.




there are pranksters who put plastic on the 2 toilets ion the house. who is it?
me and geraldine. i would love to hear jiein scream and geraldine would love to hear xm scream





there's a mouse in the house.
who would be the first to jump?
hnin
who would be the first to scream?
jiemin
who would just look with eyes as big as spaghetti plates?
berrnise, cos she doesn't talk.
who would cry?
me. this is so funny. i'm watching karen and sijia and geraldine and xm go crazy over the 3 crazy ones




who caught the house on fire while makiong pancakes?
me. geraldine never wakes up on time. only a fire would wake her up, cos her work's been burnt




who gets sick of me the fastest?
berrnise. she alrdy complains with me sitting next to her in sch




who's the hell is tanning on the roof?
xm. she'd do anything for yh




who's tallest?
zhiyan. in the near future. my current ambition is to grow taller than yaoming.
but now, it's jiemin.



who's shortest?
geraldine. duh





who's loudest?
me, geraldine, karen




who is the clown?
ma, geraldine and karen, again



who's in bed first?
geraldine. she needs beauty sleep, duh, for bryan.







who comes up with stupid ideas?
every1 chips in. we're all stupid, duh.great minds think alike




u spilt ice cream on the floor.who would slip on it 1st?
sijia. she wanted to get the frozen lollipop from the fridge





someone has the same sweater as u. would u get mad?
i'll just cut it up with my PENKNIFE...




done...
i'm gonna get killed.
but i need to say something
there is nothing personal up there, so no offense, guys. sorry. no sexism. girls.
don't take it to heart
i was just kidding
for the sake of entertainment, yk...

geraldine

yoyo ppl, i am here as the official broadcaster about geraldine lee weixin, a person who is very irritating. she writes about me and zhengyi and jennie on her blog. go to www.mad-about-vamps.blogspot.com

go there and u will understand the atrocities i am thinking about. this is crazy!!!

Monday, June 15, 2009

spelling mistakes

you know what, spelling mistakes on a blog are really embarrasing. but i dun have the spare time to do edit each and every splling mistake. i'm not so bo liao.

q&a on other ppl's blogs

those quizzies on the other blogs??? i reel like doing them and posting them here

i bet it'll be fun.

think i'll do it soon. then, you people, if there actually are people reading this blog, can have a laugh. tell you what, i never even tagged on anyone's blog yet, so there should actually not be abyone reading this blog, unless you came by mistake.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

class outing

that class outing was fun fun and more fun. but, i got sunburned again. my mother scolded me real bad. i like the bowling. tough im only came in last.

oi!!! stop laughing!

it was the first time i ever bowled, ok?

and the movie. was a bit wrong.the ### thins. dunn who actualy wanted that movie. but it was actually quite fun. ghosts of girlfriends past. the ghosts were funny. the flashbacks.

oops!!!!! g2g!

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

people

there are many types of people in the world. but every1 is unique. they cannot be replaced, even when they die. this is a truth. they will stay hidden someplace in your heart, and cannot be erased. this is called 刻骨铭心. this happens to every1, even me. and that's why i'm writing it now. I just wanna tell you this.

boy, i sure am emo 2day

class outing june 2009

so happy so happy!!! class outing's tomorrow. I can't wait for tomorrow to come! falalalala lalalala.

but really, I dun understand why we need to bring $25?! That's like half my weekly allowance! my mum will never allow me to spend half my weekly allowance on a class outing, and will never give me money for that.

I had to fork it out myself. poor me...

I'm even poorer that my sis, who's only 7...

hope it'll be fun, if not, it'll just be time wasted. tell you something I read on 百度 yesterday to check up what shit, like, that idiotic 长廊的那一端 thing - 一寸光阴一寸金,寸金难买寸光阴。and the number of times that page was viewed was like 28000++ !!!!

All that crap about time being precious, and that you should take people's coffe break and do something useful.

but it is kind of logical.yeah?!

THE END>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Friday, May 29, 2009

abx - this weird guy in my class

There is this weird guy in my class. He is biased against xls, calls her extra large swine, and and then, there is a stirred up clear the air thing. This is crazy. BB

myself. why i created this blog

Actually, the reason I created this blog was to have a place to express myself. I know this sounds weird, sick, but yeah. It was for this reason. Whaever I want to say, I can say. To an extent, of course. But don't think Iam crazy. Don't think so. Ever.